#10 A below par performance is considered damn good.
# 9 You can stop in the middle and have a cheeseburger and a couple of beers.
# 8 It's much easier to find the sweet spot.
# 7 Foursomes are encouraged.
# 6 You can still make money doing it as a senior.
# 5 Three times a day is possible.
# 4 Your partner doesn't hire a lawyer if you do it with someone else.
# 3 If you live in Florida, you can do it almost every day.
# 2 You don't have to cuddle with your partner when you're finished. .....and the
# 1 reason why Golf is better than Sex.... If your equipment gets old and rusty, you can replace it.
